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Multinational Corporation Thief
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Friday, 11 January 2008

It has been fun working in a multinational company until something bad happened recently. Have you ever have such experience in your workplace when you come to work the next day, having some of the thoughts below:

  1. Holy shoot!!! WHO TOOK MY HANDPHONE CHARGER FROM MY DESK???
  2. Where did my RM1000 go? It was in my wallet in my handbag and i hid it at a very secure place. Only some one who has done a THOROUGH search at my cube would know. Oh no... :(
  3. Who the heck took my RM50 dollar magazine from my desk? I just bought it. I feel like shoot man. Magazine also wanna steal? ** Stress, i better go enjoy another ciggy b4 i get a new mag. **
  4. Now, where did i put my folk and spoon? I remember it being the least valuable thing that can be put on my desk.
  5. Where did my 2nd handphone go? I already lost my first one leaving in on my desk. :( I really feel like crying.
  6. Hmm... It's very cold at work today... !@#$%^&* Where did my jacket go???
You will never get me!

Well, if such thing happened to you, we feel terribly sorry for you. Instead of keeping these to yourself, why not voice out your oppinion?
People, let's do something about the stealing culture at your work place.

free polls What will you do if you catch a thief who just stole your stuff almost-red-handed? (with enough evidence, eg: CCTV)
Catch this S.O.B.! HANG HER TO DEATH!!!
Report police. May she be jobless for the rest of her life! Amen.
Sack her from the company!!!
Give her a chance lah... FORCE HER TO RESIGN HERSELF!!!
I can't believe i have such colleague at my workplace. I better change my job.
Give chance a bit lah, let "her" realise her mistake. (WTF?)
Lost mah lost loh! I no money meh?
Si beh suey(Damn bad luck). Better go home and pray more often.
It's my fault, i should not have left valuable things in the toilet.
Maybe that lady thief very poor, do charity loh. Nah, take another RM1000 from me lah.

polls

For those of you who have no idea what happened, stay tuned for the featured cover story next monday. At least please give Limpek some time to work on the news lah. So I'll see you next week.

The original story goes on like this:
It was a regret that i left my h/p in the 1st floor toilet. Anyone found it could you pls return to me. Else i will get the CCTV video to look for the cupid.

Moral of the story: Have a good heart, convert the thief to be a good citizen. :P

 
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