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Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Monday, 09 July 2007

AutobotsWee... if you know it is TRANSFORMERS just by hearing its robots transforming sound, the "koh keh keh kih kik" sound, then Limpek welcome you to the 80's era. You should have known these titles too, like: 

  1. ThunderCats - Thunder, thunder, thundercats, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  2. He-Man - The musculin man who rides a cat/tiger around with a sword in his hands, with his underpants and boots
  3. She-Ra - Some say she's He-Man's woman. She's just a girl on a flying horse. :P
  4. Smurfs - Small little blue midgets in a town of mushrooms? :D
  5. Silver Hawks - Something like ThunderCats. Their body are fully covered in metalic silver plates and they fly in space. Shooting lasers from their shoulders too.
  6. Gobots? Anyone still remember this after Transformers? hhaha
  7. Gaban - A Japanese masked man who rides on his robotic dragon's head 2 minutes before beating his enemy in every episode.
  8. Mask Rider or Baja Hitam - Another masked man who dressed up like a GrassHopper. He only knows how to ride a bike. "Tendangan maut!!!"
  9. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Pizza!!!
  10. Ultraman - Another natural enemy of Godzilla.
    Alot more lah. You go find out.

TransformersTRANSFORMERS is definitely a must watch movie. So Limpek decided to buy tickets online via www.GSC.com.my . The movie is getting so much attention until it's almost sold out or fully booked at all major cinemas. Aih, so sien man. This is making Limpek damn impatient nia. So Limpek decided to get DVD to watch from home instead of the jam packed cinema.


Cocky DVD Seller( Upgraded from VCD Seller ): Ah lai!... DVD damn nice punya. What do you want, young man?
Limpek: Taukeh, got TRANSFORMERS or not?
Cocky DVD Seller: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Limpek: You sure boh? The movie just come out only leh?!?!?! Don't play play wor...
Cocky DVD Seller: Young man, when "I" tell you GOT, means GOT ok? I do business one ok? I don't cheat people one. Doing business is all about TRUST.
Limpek: (Tiu, tell me all this bullshit to me for what? Just tell me YES or NO enough loh. ) Okok... Clear or not first?
Cocky DVD Seller: It is very clear one. If it's not clear, come back to me, i will change for you.
Limpek: Aiya, if not clear then only come back and change meh? You think my car petrol very cheap?
Cocky DVD Seller: When I say clear mah clear loh. Ok? Trust me. It is clear. So you want to buy or not?
Limpek: Ok lah. Give me one.


So Limpek happily bought the TRANSFORMERS home. Brought myself a bowl of pop corn and a cup of Coke. Turn on the aircon and it's SHOW TIME!!! Hohoho... Damn syiok lah the feeling to watch a nice movie from home. Wanna pang jio can pause, wanna pang sai also can pause.

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1 hour later.  Tiu... how come so long liao also no TRANSFORMERS come out one??? So Limpek check the DVD cover again to confirm.

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!@#$%^&*!!! WTF!!!!!

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What is this??? Trans...what???

Transformers 

Conclusion: Never ever buy anything without double checking it. 

 
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