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Today Limpek's spy, Ah Spy confirmed with Limpek about this new happening in the company. The story goes like this.

This morning, Ah Spy reaches our Clock Tower for work. To enter to the Clock Tower premises, every worker needs a passcard. Since there is already a person in front of Ah Spy when the entrance door opens, Ah Spy mah squeeze in through the door tumpang abit like usual lor. Suddenly a voice out of nowhere:

Clock Tower Guard: Eh bang, you forgot to "did did" your passcard.
Ah Spy: Huh? Need to "did did" one meh?
Clock Tower Guard: Ya lah. You need to "did did" your passcard.
Ah Spy: How come last time no need?
Clock Tower Guard: I dunno, I am not the boss.
Ah Spy: Oooh, that means from today onwards everyone need to "did did" their passcard liao lah?
Clock Tower Guard: Yes, that's correct.
Ah Spy: Are you telling me that the company is now TRACKING WHEN WE COME TO WORK???
Clock Tower Guard smiled only.
Ah Spy: ...Kanasai... If yes please say yes lah. Don't just senyum only. Very evil lah your smile.......

Conclusion: Starting from today, 25th June 2007, Clock Tower is officially a CHINAMAN company. It's TRACKING your time to work. Yes, it is now tracking your time to go home as well.

Warning: Please COME TO WORK PUNCTUALLY. Because YOU ARE TRACKED!!!
***Only applicable if you're working at Clock Tower lah.***