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Ha Chiew Sneeze
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Thursday, 31 May 2007

What is sneezing?

A sneeze is a semi-autonomous, convulsive expulsion of air from the nose and mouth. This air can reach speeds of 70 m/s (252 km/h or 157.7 mph). Sneezes spread disease by producing infectious droplets that are 0.5 to 5 µm in diameter. About 40,000 such droplets can be produced by a single sneeze. Moreover, it is difficult for one to sneeze with one's eyes open.[1]

1. Ha...
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2. CHIEW!!!
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Yup. That's the way to do it. Limpek have personally collected some funny sneeze faces for you.

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1. If you have pet dogs, you have to be lightning fast to snap their faces. :D
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2. I rarely see my cat sneeze though. :P
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3. The Grand Sneeze

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The Grand Sneeze
Holy cow. I never see my dog sneeze like he does. LOL

 
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