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HKP June Dinning Event
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Thursday, 21 June 2007
June is a month of Gemini and Cancer. Not the sickness lah, it's the astrology thing. 11 Hokkien Pirates gathered at Tak Fok Seafood Restaurant in Kepong a few days back, celebrating the grand BIRD-DAY of Cannon Baller aka Bugys or Bui Eh and Galactic Emperor aka Limpek. The restaurant serves very good CRAP. Yummy...

Some pictures. Hoohoo...

Who ordered tons of fried buns one?
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Fly With MAS From RM1
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Wednesday, 20 June 2007

Attention to all. Ready for some travelling? Now is the time.

MAS June Promotion PETALING JAYA: Malaysia Airlines is offering flights for almost a song for the next three months in conjunction with the 50th Merdeka celebrations.

Flights within Peninsular Malaysia are going from RM1. Flights to five Asean destinations are available for as little as RM10.

Tickets on the "Let's Fly Malaysia" campaign from tomorrow to Sept 19 are only available through online booking on MAS' website.

The Asean flights are from Kuala Lumpur, Sabah and Sarawak to Bangkok, Phuket, Cebu, Jakarta and Phnom Penh.

MAS chairman Datuk Munir Majid said the airline would be offering a million seats that were expected to generate RM30 million in sales.

"We will give Malaysians something to look forward to for three months to thank them for 60 years of support," he said after the airline's annual meeting here yesterday.

The offer involves 100 destinations with 50 travel packages.

The campaign will kick off with an online "50-hour Open House" promotion between tomorrow and Friday involving 200,000 seats from RM1.

All fares exclude airport taxes, fuel surcharge and other fees and are applicable for one-way travel between Sept 3 and 30.

In addition to the online promotion, there will be MAS Supersavers programme and "Global Sale" closer to Aug 31.

Source: http://www.malaysiaairlines.com

 
Seven types of women orgasms
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Tuesday, 19 June 2007

Which type of girl/woman are you? If yours is not listed down, please comment yours anonymously. We will be glad. Hohohoho


Optimist - Oh Yes, Oh Yes, Oh Yes......
Pessimist - Oh No, Oh No, Oh No......
Confused - Oh Yes, Oh No, Oh Yes, Oh No......
Traveller - Ahh... I am coming... I am coming...
Religious - Oh God! Oh God!......
Greedy - Oh More, Oh More, Oh More......
Murderer - Ahh... If you take it out, i will kill you......

 
Malaysian Broadband
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Saturday, 16 June 2007
YouTubeLimpek has had enough of broadband crap in Malaysia. Initially they blocked Torrents, now they even blocked YouTube. Really damn celaka punya service. A 200MB file takes 2 farking weeks to download???(from torrent lah of coz)

LPPL Broadband
Limpek subscribed to broadband mainly to download torrents and enjoy youtube stuffs. And they took away both. Then WTF is my 1 MB Download and 512 Upload bandwidth for?

Limpek wonders if their recently launched 4MBps package will be any faster than the 1MB package. Anyone here subscribes to it yet? PLEASE DON'T. It's just a marketing strategy for some lame service.
http://www.redesignmalaysia.com/2007/05/27/anyone-using-4mbps-streamyx-here/

 See others' complaints about local broadband service lah. Limpek is so very the tulan and pek cek ar...  http://vkyip.blogspot.com/2007/02/in-malaysia-if-you-wanted-broadband.html

This is the list of available broadband services in Malaysia. Limpek pay Jaring or Maxis also not so tulan ar.

 
Handphone Accident
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Thursday, 14 June 2007
Clamshell PhoneThis case happened to Limpek's uncle. Recently he bought a new handphone that looked somewhat like the one on the right.

One night while Unker was watching TV, his good son approached him.

Unker Son: Daddy daddy, can I see your new handphone pleasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssse?
Unker: Nah. Be careful with daddy's new handphone ok? Don't drop it.
Unker Son: I will be careful daddy. I won't drop it.

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Unker continues to watch his TV and had totally forgotten about his son and his handphone.

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15 minutes later...


Unker Son: Daddy daddy!!! Help!!!
Unker: Huh? Where are you?
Unker Son: I am in your room daddy. Come! Help!!!



Unker quickly rushed to his room to help his son. He saw...


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BE WARNED!!! 18 SX!!!

** Read more to find out.    ------------------------------------------------->
 
Funny Cats
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Thursday, 14 June 2007

Here's another leissure video to chill you out from your daily routine. I just love to watch cats play. Enjoy.

 
How To Be Confident
Written by Hokkien Pirates Career Expert   
Wednesday, 13 June 2007

We are all human and have flaws. Even if your physical appearance, intellectual ability, or social skills aren't what you wish they were, that doesn't have to stop you from being confident. Here's how to believe in yourself.


Steps:

01.Make a list of special talents you have, or of things you do that are good—morally or otherwise. Focusing on your attributes helps distract you from those parts of yourself that you think are flawed. It doesn't have to be a specific skill or activity either; it can be an approach or an attitude that you champion through life. Do you always stay calm, cool and collected, even in harried situations? Are you very patient with people? Do you always see the humorous side of things? Are you always there for your friends?

02.Find your passion. Whether it's baton twirling, martial arts, classic cars, or basket weaving, you will feel confident pursuing that endeavor by recognizing what you enjoy doing the most. More importantly, you'll be enjoying your progress.

03.Choose a role model, whether someone close to you, or someone famous. Think of the qualities that the role model displays, whether physical, emotional, moral, and/or spiritual. Work towards acquiring those.

04.Accept compliments gracefully. Don't roll your eyes and say, "Yeah, right," or shrug it off. Take it to heart and respond positively ("Thank you" and a smile work well).

05.Know that you have important things to say and do. When you feel strongly about something, speak loudly and clearly and make eye contact with people. Be yourself.

06.Take care of yourself. Eat a healthy diet and get enough exercise. Don't abuse your body, don't overload it, and don't deny it any of the things it needs. At the same time, don't obsess. Buying all the moisturizers, creams and conditioners will not bring you closer to who you want to be. Those things are only band-aids and make up. Confidence comes from within. Take the time to reflect on your life and do some emotional maintenance. In order to be confident, you must value yourself and understand that your well-being is important.

07.Stick up for yourself. If people put you down (and not in a good-natured, joking way), then let them know that their opinion of you is not held by everyone--most of all yourself. This may, at first, be hard to do. But once you stick up for yourself a few times, your confidence builds and you get more adept at it.

08.Celebrate your individuality. If you know you've got something special or different, then embrace it—don't hide it! That's diversity! You may wish that you were taller, or shorter, skinnier, stronger, whatever the case may be. But you need to realize that, if you were like everyone else, then you wouldn't be who you are. "What am I?" you ask; the answer's easy: You're a unique individual who is capable and growing and learning.

09.Take action. It is surprising how powerful the simple step of taking an action can be. And the action you take need not be something extravagant or grand. It could be something as simple as tackling a task that you have been procrastinating, such as writing a letter or tidying up that corner of the garage that has been out of control for the last several months. It could also be something as interesting as taking a class in yoga, art, interior design, anything that interests you that you haven't done yet. Whether large or small, action brings with it exhilaration, enthusiasm, and the confidence that other things can be done as well.


Tips:

  • Don't compare yourself with other people. It is a wasteful pursuit and you could be doing something better with your time and energy. Know what you, personally, want and expect from yourself, and focus on attaining those things. The things that you want and expect from yourself don't have anything to do with how you measure up to others.
  • Consider attending leadership classes. Learn to take control of things. If you are in school, then consider running for a social position, such as a president of a club. The ability to lead others and respond to others' behavior under your leadership will help to bring you self confidence.
  • Listen to your inner monologue—your inner voice. In situations where you believe you lack confidence, realize that your inner voice is telling you negative things. You need to retrain that inner voice to be positive in those situations. If you need help, find someone who can help you do that.
  • Make your self talk positive at all times. When you hear yourself saying something negative about yourself, instantly replace it with a positive comment.
  • Your subconscious will believe anything it is told, it cannot tell a lie from the truth, so when you say you are not confident, it believes you.
  • You have to reprogram your subconscious by repeatedly telling it how confident you are, it will believe you in time.

Warning:

  • Don't put yourself down. Everyone is different and has a valuable contribution to make to a diverse society. You are important for the person you are.
  • Don't stop yourself from doing what you want to do.
  • Remember that there is a fine line between confidence and arrogance. Be careful not to portray a pompous or cocky attitude. Kill your EGO.
  • Never excuse your virtues. For example, don't say, "Sorry for being here on time" when your friend is not ready.
  • A lot of the time, peer pressure is to blame for lack of confidence. Some peer pressure is good, but never give in if you feel it's wrong. Trust yourself.
  • Sometimes a person will compliment you just to get something. Depending on the situation/person, the "something" can be anything from money to a night out. Don't be a cynic, but don't be gullible.
 
Tetris With Real People
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Tuesday, 12 June 2007

In real Tetris, blocks often must be rotated to fit in open slots. This Japanese variety show takes that one step further: not fitting in the available space means getting drenched in water. Here contestants like small-framed singer/actor Eiji Wentz and gianormous Korean-born K1 fighter Choi Hong-man try their best to squeeze into crazy shapes. Hilarity ensues.

 
How to Motivate Staff
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Tuesday, 12 June 2007

SincerityHelping to motivate staff can be difficult at times, especially if the staff doesn't feel motivated any longer.


Steps

  1. Try giving them a break every once in a while.
  2. Have a staff party, play games and give out prizes.
  3. Tell the staff you'll reward them for meeting a certain goal for the day.
  4. Be friendly with the staff, they're your hard workers and deserve to be treated with respect.
  5. Don't seclude everyone, cubicles can be a very bad idea! People feel blocked in and can't relate to anyone else because they're all hidden behind a cubicle. Knock them down!
  6. Be open and friendly, make it an atmosphere where everyone feels like they're doing a good job.
  7. Make an idea/suggestion box and accomplish one of those ideas/suggestions every week or month.

Tips

  • Listen to your staff and take their ideas seriously.
  • Develop your listening skills.

Warnings

  • Too much freedom about speech in the office, especially sexual harassment, can lead to law suits, don't let it happen!
 
PlayStation 3 Cracked, Almost
Written by Hokkien Pirates Galactic Emperor   
Tuesday, 12 June 2007
Sony PlayStationWith the arrival of every new console comes a race for hackers to crack their way through the new toy's security, and it seems that PlayStation 3 in finally falling down after just over six months of its release date.

The hack that allows PlayStation 3 to boot up backup (copied/pirated) games uses an exploit found only in firmware versions 1.10 and 1.11. Judging by PSP cracking history, firmware doungraders and firmware swappers would be released to help players who have already upgraded their firmware to later versions, but not before the hack proves its worth.

But the hack is not yet complete. The new hack gets the game to boot but the game doesn't actually play. The hack also doesn't allow unsigned (homebrew) games to run. So there is still some way to go, just a few more steps.
 
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